Hey world, It's me again, and I'd just like to thank my agent, Barney, My costume designer, Janet, and most of all, my agent, Barney. Ok, my life officially is Sweeeeeeeet, or in the words of Peter Griffin, Sweeeeeeeet.

I got to go to this pageant, of course I lost, but I had lotsa fun and won 2 trophies and a crown. Then I got to visit My BEST friend ever in Fresno, which I already told you about while I was there. The I got to see the 4th of july fireworks in a $15,000,000 beach house on Lake Tahoe, in Nevada. Other than that, I still just love my life. I'd like to say hi to anyone reading this and this is like the only blog so far that hasn't been all cartoony and funny and animated, so you guys are witnessing a historical event. But anctually, you're not because I'm gonna do something atupid with it.   Knock knock? You: Who's there? Me! You: Me who?  Just me...

It's not funny, but it'll have to do

Asta la bye bye,

Freakin' Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet,

Michelle

Omg, I havent blogged, in -Counts on fingers-  A bajillion and eleventy years!!!!!!

Guys, I so sorry, I hope that ya'll is having a good summer so far, mine's been pimplicious so yeah.... that's about it so..........

I'm sorry I haven't been blogging in a while. (Crowd cheers) But I'm back and I'm here to stay (Crowd groans) I've had a great time. My bestest freind in the world came down to Nevada to visit me on her spring break. Then we took a very crappy train back down to Fresno, Cali so I could stay at her house for the rest of her's and my vacation time. It's great here! She lives in one of tose neighborhoods where you have to pay $100 dollars just to walk on the fancy streets. She has a Dream Home. The kind that they give away to the people who fall head over heels on the stuff that they show on channels like HGTV and other channels for grandmas to learn more about "Nifty" (God, I hate that word) projects to make the house even more cramped than it already is full of "Nifty" projects. The beautiful kind that costs about $30000000000. Anway, she just got out of the shower so I'm gonna say bye by so

 ASTA LA BYE BYE

And P.S. To Justine because I KNOW she's on and reading tthis right now.

I <3 you!! 

Oh my god, this one time, I painted this peanut purple and named it "Gringo". I ate it. It was yummalicious.

Omg. I can't believe this. My grandma died. I'm so sad. HAHA, you loser! I just did this so you would pay attention. Now that I have your attention, I'm gonna tell you something important. This is SO mind boggilingly uge, that it might change the very fabric of your life. This is not for the faint of heart. It might change your life forever. Are you ready for such a thing? Of course you're not. The government doesn't want me to tell you this information, but I believe that you are ready for this colossal piece of information. Are you ready NOW? Ok, your life is about to take a turn for either the better or for the worse. If your ready, or you think you're ready, please scroll down. I have given you a little scroll length do you can prepare yourself for the amazing thig you are about to witness. Let it begin

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Do you really think you're ready? Ok....   I can't believe I'm gonn tell you this but.....

Hi.

ASTA LA BYE BYE